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Monday, 19 September 2011

Florida funeral home brings in 'liquefaction' machine which turns dead bodies into 'brown syrup'

It seems that technology can boldly go where it never has been before. I refer of course to the new machine that can literally liquify you after death thereby avoiding all those messy visits to the mortician to have granny glammed up for burial!

Apparently, a Florida funeral home has introduced an eerie alternative to burial or cremation - body liquefaction. The stainless steel machine can dissolve a corpse in just under three hours, and the 'brownish, syrupy' liquid is then pumped into the municipal water system. The bones remaining can be ground down and returned to the family, rather like ashes from a cremation.

Now that's what I call a nice, clean way of disposing of the dead. It's efficiency at its best! 

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